John Elway, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, John," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

John felt special, indeed and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner.

It was a three story mansion with a Red and Gold sidewalk, 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Chief's logo flag and in every window, an Arrowhead. John looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro Quarterback. I won two Super Bowls and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said, "So what do you want to know, John?" John replied, "Well, why does Trent Green get a better house than me?"

God chuckled and said, "John, that's not Trent Green's house, it's mine."